Testimonials from the Rich and Famous

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"God called me to read this blog! He also called me to study tax law! He also called me to get into politics! God tells me to do a lot of stupid shit, and reading this blog is probably the worst thing yet!" -Michele Bachmann

"What is this? I don't have time for this shit!" -Nick Saban

"GODDAMN COMMIES AND THEIR BLOGS FUUUUU- (has heart attack and dies) -Dick Cheney

"Me and my butt chin find this odd diary pales to my own in terms of intellectual, emotional, and literary content. Writes a mean college football poll, though!" -Adele

"HELLO!!! YOU GOT ANY CRACK?!!?" -Amy Winehouse (R.I.P.)

"He really oughta think about retiring from his unretired retirement." -Brett Favre

"Obviously, this guy knows nothing about football, I mean GEEZ, what does a great football coach like me have to do to get the respect of all these idiots out here, win more than a quarter of his games? It's ridiculous out here!"-former Rams head coach Steve Spagnuolo (overall record: 10-38)

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"The Fearless Leader is a stupendous sports fan and fellow golfer, and one of the only outlets that will still give me positive coverage and allow me to advertise. They really need it, considering I have more whores around my bed right now than he has readers. So hey ladies, go read Highland Liberation Army! (loud screams of pleasure in background) " -Tiger Woods

"Hey, great stuff, even though I don't agree with the political views and all, ya know? It's that old saying by Chuck Norris, ya know, 'I think therefore I am...I think.' He's so profound, ya know?" -George W. Bush

The District of Chillumbia

The geniuses behind Highland Liberation Army hereby present this new weblog to the world on this Sunday, February 12, 2012, at 5:07 P.M., from 2120 Defoe Graham, 901 Hitt Street, Columbia, MO, 65201. World domination begins here.